February 6th, 2009 by Lawrence Warnken
Holy shit!
Imagine my surprise when I clicked on Crailtap today and lo and behold I’m greeted by this.
Check out the form and steez on this method.
Not everyone knows that your boy Cuzzo from Fitted Hawaii used to rock this kind of shit to warm up.
My man could probably still bend it like this if he wanted to but dude is more than busy these days running the hat game and holding down the family life with wifey and baby girl.
Now that’s what’s up!
November 19th, 2008 by Lawrence Warnken
Ever go to the movies late and miss the previews?
That shit fucking sucks.
Anyway, here’s a little teaser for a video project that I’m currently producing, it’s a low-budget indie Hawaiian skateboard opus that features tons of shitbags and shenanigans. It’s basically a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous, all captured in glorious zero millimeter film by my Canon PowerShot SD1000 digi-cam.
In other words, IT’S SUPER FUCKING GHETTO, SO CHILL, ROGER EBERT. Also, it’s the very first thing I’ve ever filmed and edited myself, here it is…
October 30th, 2008 by Lawrence Warnken
OH, you thought the Rays had a shot?
Not even!
Phillies killed it, braddah Shane and the rest of the team really came through and the city of brotherly love now totally deserves to flip cop cars over and burn shit.
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
HUGE Mahalo to Shane for always repping Hawaii to the fullest!!!
October 22nd, 2008 by Lawrence Warnken
Game 1 starts in a few minutes.
COME ON, PHILLIES.
Let’s get braddah Shane that ring!
Hell yeah, Flyin’ Hawaiian gonna be pounding some poi and false cracking fools from Tampa.
Come on, Shane.
Bring that shit home for the people!
September 2nd, 2008 by Lawrence Warnken
SMACK!
Yeah, I know the Olympics are over, but I can’t stop thinking about this shit right here.
Seriously, just look at the extension and form on that leg and foot, as well as the horse tooth expression on the ref’s face as he receives full impact.
We’re talking screen saver type shit right here.
Possibly the most ruthless moment in the history of sports, this Cuban style Tae Kwon Do boot to the grille could pave the way for future referee ass whippings if the officials in the NFL, MLB, and NBA aren’t more careful, or at least I hope it does.
Fucking zebras better open their eyes and watch their backs!
August 15th, 2008 by Lawrence Warnken
You thought Barack Obama was going to end his Hawaiian vacation before getting some at Sandy’s?
Right before this picture was snapped, dude just straight up mad dogged a gang of cockroach fuckers on bodyboards and even gave ‘em the “HO…HO!” to make sure that this tasty little right was all his.
After the session, Obama was seen burning a fat Gabby inside the Secret Service’s unmarked lifted truck which was parked in the last stall in front of Chambers, blasting Steel Pulse.
July 30th, 2008 by Lawrence Warnken
I paid a visit to my homies over at In4mation today.
Your boy Marvo was in the building giving out chest rubs so I was like “LET’S GO…”
Thanks, guys.
July 21st, 2008 by Lawrence Warnken
Slap, April 1994 issue, photo by Lance Diggety Dawes.
Peep your boy Cuzzo from Fitted pushing down Kalakaua near Walls with Hirollingmedia’s own Noodles trailing close behind in the shadows.
Best magazine cover ever.
