Pour some fucking SUGAR on me, already!
That’s right, fuck-o’s! Never mind that bullshit about UH’s weak schedule. We know our boys haven’t exactly beaten the cream of the crop in college football, but nobody can deny the past 4 wins have been fucking impressive, and finishing the regular season 12-0 (that’s UNDEFEATED, in case you’re keeping score) is not easy, even if you have a couple of 1-AA cream puffs scattered in there amongst the Boise States and the Washingtons. Nobody thought that UH would run the table, even the “experts” thought they’d run into a buzzsaw when it came down to the meat of the schedule towards the end of the year. FUCK THAT SHIT! Guess what’s happening now, on New Year’s Day in New Orleans?

Yeah, son, that’s right! Sugar Bowl versus Georgia. What are the fucking haters gonna say about this one? Keep running ya mouths because the team has put the entire state on its back and its gonna be fucking ON January 1st when the Superdome gets taken over by hella mokes! Watch out for false cracks on Bourbon Street, bitches! Congratulations to the whole UH football squad for going undefeated and wrapping up a BCS bowl bid and thanks for taking the people of the state of Hawaii on a ride that none of us is likely to ever forget.





