Retired.
I got a new camera for Christmas. How convenient. I was thinking it was time to step my digi game up anyway, the camera I have used for the past six years is super outdated. It’s bulky. Look at this fucking thing:


Manny said it looks like a Klondike bar. It takes pictures at a whopping 2.1 megapixels, pretty much close to or even worse than cell phone camera quality these days. Shit, but when this thing came out in 2001, it was pretty fucking tight! People were like HOLY SHIT that is amazing, super sleek, beautiful, etc. etc. etc. and it definitely was. I took that thing everywhere and took photos of everything.
That camera went around the world. A bunch of times. It’s seen some wild shit, and this post is dedicated to my trusty Canon PowerShot S300 Digital Elph, now retired and being passed on free of charge to my dear friend Kenneth The Blaze Brimer. In rememberance of this incredible machine, I now share with you a random assortment of memories spawned from within its inner mechanism.
































