AND IF I AM ELECTED…

2008

1998

You thought Barack Obama was going to end his Hawaiian vacation before getting some at Sandy’s?
Right before this picture was snapped, dude just straight up mad dogged a gang of cockroach fuckers on bodyboards and even gave ‘em the “HO…HO!” to make sure that this tasty little right was all his.
After the session, Obama was seen burning a fat Gabby inside the Secret Service’s unmarked lifted truck which was parked in the last stall in front of Chambers, blasting Steel Pulse.

I paid a visit to my homies over at In4mation today.
Your boy Marvo was in the building giving out chest rubs so I was like “LET’S GO…”
Thanks, guys.

Slap, April 1994 issue, photo by Lance Diggety Dawes.
Peep your boy Cuzzo from Fitted pushing down Kalakaua near Walls with Hirollingmedia’s own Noodles trailing close behind in the shadows.
Best magazine cover ever.

Shaq Fu on the mic speaking the truth!

Normally I would say fuck this doofus, he should concentrate on making a goddamned free throw instead of trying to rap, but the Diesel ain’t all that bad.

I mean he did tracks with Erick Sermon and the fucking RZA back in the day so whatever, he’s cool but this shit right here? This shit right here, nigga? This shit right here? This shit right here??? I fucking love this guy now, his rep just skyrocketed into the stratosphere.

P.S.

From the moment Shaq left the Lakers I said that Kobe would never win another ring again unless he switched teams.

Hahahahahaha FUCK that whiny douchebag.

Suck a dick Kobe, go cry in your big pillow.

P.S.S.

Just because, here’s a bonus photo of Chris Childs punching Kobe in the throat!

MVP my ass.

One of these dudes is famous for choking dudes out, the other one is famous for choking chicks with an Arizona Iced Tea can.

My little homie Brian and a small crew of bros had the chance to hang out this past weekend with BJ Penn and the guy that owns RVCA clothing, and B-Dubbs just couldn’t resist a photo op of him on the receiving end of one small kine neck crank courtesy of the champ.

As in the baddest gorilla alive.

This is for my man Cuzzo from Fitted Hawaii, who is a full-blown Miami Vice aficionado, and also just happens to be the Orlando Calderon of the Hawaiian hat game.

This is how I do it in Osaka, baby.

Backside for you one time and then you can get these takoyaki balls!

Just got back from Japan, the greatest country on the planet, bar none.

This was my ninth trip there and by far this was the illest journey of them all.

Just a full fledged skate mission from beginning to end, and non-stop good times.

Extensive coverage coming soon over at hirollingmedia.com, and also don’t forget to check out the all new downwithapb.com, now fully revamped and juiced up just in time for spring training.

March Madness, baby!
It’s a beautiful thing.

Issue #49 of The Skateboard Mag is out in shops and newstands everywhere.

This issue features a Hawaii article with some insanely nice photos by my man Atiba Jefferson and horrificially concoted text by me, myself, and I.

Look for APB team riders Jarold Webb, Kaikea Kimura, Danny Hamaguchi, and Aaron Lee getting busy in this issue. The shit came out really nice, and I’m super stoked to have been able to contribute to the best skateboarding publication on the planet once again. Thanks, Kevin and Atiba! Aloha.