Holy shit!

Imagine my surprise when I clicked on Crailtap today and lo and behold I’m greeted by this.

Check out the form and steez on this method.

Not everyone knows that your boy Cuzzo from Fitted Hawaii used to rock this kind of shit to warm up.

My man could probably still bend it like this if he wanted to but dude is more than busy these days running the hat game and holding down the family life with wifey and baby girl.

Now that’s what’s up!

Ever go to the movies late and miss the previews?

That shit fucking sucks.

Anyway, here’s a little teaser for a video project that I’m currently producing, it’s a low-budget indie Hawaiian skateboard opus that features tons of shitbags and shenanigans. It’s basically a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous, all captured in glorious zero millimeter film by my Canon PowerShot SD1000 digi-cam.

In other words, IT’S SUPER FUCKING GHETTO, SO CHILL, ROGER EBERT. Also, it’s the very first thing I’ve ever filmed and edited myself, here it is…

OH, you thought the Rays had a shot?

Not even!

Phillies killed it, braddah Shane and the rest of the team really came through and the city of brotherly love now totally deserves to flip cop cars over and burn shit.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

HUGE Mahalo to Shane for always repping Hawaii to the fullest!!!

Game 1 starts in a few minutes.

COME ON, PHILLIES.

Let’s get braddah Shane that ring!

Hell yeah, Flyin’ Hawaiian gonna be pounding some poi and false cracking fools from Tampa.

Come on, Shane.

Bring that shit home for the people!

SMACK!

Yeah, I know the Olympics are over, but I can’t stop thinking about this shit right here.

Seriously, just look at the extension and form on that leg and foot, as well as the horse tooth expression on the ref’s face as he receives full impact.

We’re talking screen saver type shit right here.
Possibly the most ruthless moment in the history of sports, this Cuban style Tae Kwon Do boot to the grille could pave the way for future referee ass whippings if the officials in the NFL, MLB, and NBA aren’t more careful, or at least I hope it does.

Fucking zebras better open their eyes and watch their backs!

2008

1998

I paid a visit to my homies over at In4mation today.
Your boy Marvo was in the building giving out chest rubs so I was like “LET’S GO…”
Thanks, guys.

Slap, April 1994 issue, photo by Lance Diggety Dawes.
Peep your boy Cuzzo from Fitted pushing down Kalakaua near Walls with Hirollingmedia’s own Noodles trailing close behind in the shadows.
Best magazine cover ever.

Shaq Fu on the mic speaking the truth!

Normally I would say fuck this doofus, he should concentrate on making a goddamned free throw instead of trying to rap, but the Diesel ain’t all that bad.

I mean he did tracks with Erick Sermon and the fucking RZA back in the day so whatever, he’s cool but this shit right here? This shit right here, nigga? This shit right here? This shit right here??? I fucking love this guy now, his rep just skyrocketed into the stratosphere.

P.S.

From the moment Shaq left the Lakers I said that Kobe would never win another ring again unless he switched teams.

Hahahahahaha FUCK that whiny douchebag.

Suck a dick Kobe, go cry in your big pillow.

P.S.S.

Just because, here’s a bonus photo of Chris Childs punching Kobe in the throat!

MVP my ass.

As in the baddest gorilla alive.

This is for my man Cuzzo from Fitted Hawaii, who is a full-blown Miami Vice aficionado, and also just happens to be the Orlando Calderon of the Hawaiian hat game.