You have to love these kind of emails when they show up in your inbox. I like this approach to business… Read below.

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Subject: Crooks BlackBalling Addict Clothing!!

Extended Crooks Family,
We have recently had a collapse in relationships with Addict due to unacceptable business procedures which include but are not limited to, not shipping accounts we wrote orders for, not sending apology letters to all of those accounts for inconveniencing them, not paying sales commissions, and continously making unkept promises. They have put us in a predicament where we find it necessary to DROP ANY ACCOUNTS THAT SELL ADDICT CLOTHING. I REPEAT, IF YOU WISH TO KEEP CROOKS & CASTLES, YOU CANNOT SELL ADDICT CLOTHING. This stance is that of all of us here at Crooks & Castles. Addict chose to uphold poor business ethics and showed no loyalty to us or any of the accounts we worked feverishly to align them with, so in turn, ITS CROOKS VS. ADDICT! We will not share spaces with BS Brands!!!!!  You choose. Any account wishing to drop us in their favor may reply to this email address and it will be taken care of shortly thereafter. There will be no exceptions. They have damaged the reputation of our establishment and we have a no tolerance policy when it comes to shady business. Hope this finds you well. Have a wonderful day….

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Crooks & Castles